A Mediocre List of Things to Do on Fall Break: Stuck in Paducah Edition

September 2, 2016
A Mediocre List of Things to do on Fall Break: Stuck in Paducah Edition
By Kaelin Rowell September 2, 2016
- Nothing
- Sleep all day
- Binge watch every show on Netflix (Stranger Things is good, or you can start Greys Anatomy just like every other person.)
- Act like you appreciate people. You’re going to be spending a lot of time with your family.
- If you actually have friends, do something with them or you can sulk in your own loneliness for not having any friends
- Go to the mall and the movies because “there is nothing else to do”.
- Make a weird concoction of food because you probably have nothing in your fridge.
- Go downtown. If you still play Pokemon Go, you can hit up those Pokestops. If not, you are a rational human being. Congratulations.
- Try not to get too used to the idea of being out of school because fall break is only a week long.
- Get ready for Talon falls.
- Contemplate whether or not you are too old to dress up on Halloween before realizing you are going to sit at home either way.