Famous Quotes Made by Michael Scott

Famous Quotes Made by Michael Scott

Kaelin Rowell, Messenger Reporter

      Sometimes you find a television show that really sits with you and has the potential to make you happy and change the way you look at things. For me, it has to be The Office. The writers and producers have a way of turning simple humor and jokes into a story. It is really amazing. Just to prove my point, here are 12 Office moments and quotes, particularly from Michael Scott, that almost everyone will find enjoyable. Played by Steve Carrell, Michael Scott is one of the most popular television characters ever made, leaving the entire world laughing with every single line.

 

  1. “I am downloading some NP3 Music”
  2. “I am dead inside.”
  3. “The worst thing about prison…was the Dementors.”
  4. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and don’t even know where it’s going…I just hope I find it along the way.”
  5. “Occasionally, I’ll hit someone with my car. So sue me.”
  6. “Well just tell him to call me ASAP as possible.”
  7. “You know what they say..’Fool me once…strike one. Fool me twice…strike 3.”
  8. “Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.”
  9. “It’s a good thing Russia doesn’t exist anymore.”
  10. “You know what’s gonna be on your tombstone? ‘Loser’.”
  11. “I need a username and I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”
  12. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”