Student Life

2017 Senior Superlatives

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Kendel Ponchock, Messenger Reporter
March 14, 2017

We are nearing the end of the 2016/17 school year. Ahhhhh the sweet smell of victory. This means pulling out the short sleeve tops, less homework but somehow more stress, planning a crazy spring break, sunshine, and freedom. It’s almost summer, people. The winding down of a school year is especially exciting for seniors, because, duh, high school is almost over… for good. Need I give any more explanation? Their lives are only beginning. How will we remember these important people and their legacies once they leave? Yearbooks. Yearbooks and superlatives. Once a year, the senior class votes on titles to give their special classmates. Best dressed, friendliest, next president, most likely to succeed… you already know the drill. Who’s most likely to hit you with their car in the future? Who will you someday see on the big screen or winning an Oscar? Ladies and gentleman, without further ado, I give you your senior superlatives for the class of 2017.

The Next Politician – Barton Christmas & Henny Ransdell

The Next Nobel Prize Winner – Zachary Althouse & Mallory Thompson

The Next MVP – Tyce Daniels & Michelle McKamey

The Next Reality TV Star – Dakota Shugars & Avery Driver

The Next Top Model – Cash Jones & Olivia Sin

The Next Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone- Matthew Jordan & Kendel Ponchock

The Next Rockstar – Briar Travis & Ashley Dees

The Next Stand Up Comedian – Kevin Dawes & Hallie Poat

The Next CEO of a Major Company – Boston Hicks & Makensie Ellermann

The Next Picasso – Carson Jarvis & Madeline Jones

The Next Teacher of the Year – Jordan Windhorst & Caroline Jones

The Next Mother Theresa – Jon Bilak & Ashley Brandon