Donut of the Day: Krispy Kreme Jelly Donut

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Connor Scholl, Messenger Reporter

Ever since trying the Red’s glazed donut, I’ve been faced with an immense yearning for a donut that truly rivals the Walmart jelly donut. The prospect of finding such a donut has come to dominate my thoughts; so much so that even focusing in school has become a struggle. However, as I was making my way to the foot doctor, a donut store that I had previously neglected to visit presented itself: Krispy Kreme. I decided to try a jelly donut, and that decision had the most profound impact on my life of anything I’ve ever experienced.

As with the Red’s glazed donut, the Krispy Kreme jelly donut appears to be nothing special. If anything, it almost appears to be tasteless; the glaze is barely even visible and the donut looks to be dry. However, this donut is far from tasteless. In fact, it might be the most flavorful food I’ll ever have the honor of consuming.

The first bite was an experience like no other. As I chewed, I was overcome with elation. As I swallowed, I felt a single tear fall from my eye. The cause of this tear is not to be mistaken with sadness; it was a tear of pure joy, brought about by the vehement pleasure that this donut induces. So potent was my joy after this first bite that I had consumed the rest of the donut not even 10 seconds later.

After finishing that donut, I swiftly bought another one, and even swiftlier consumed it. Thus began a vicious cycle of buying and eating these jelly donuts, which I was only able to overcome just in time to write this article.

Needless to say, the Krispy Kreme jelly donut is exquisite. Although I never dreamed that I would say this, I truly believe that this donut is a worthy adversary to the Walmart jelly donut. While the Walmart jelly donut will always hold a special place in my heart, it has finally found an equal in the Krispy Kreme jelly donut. I wholeheartedly urge everyone to stop by Krispy Kreme at your nearest convenience and try this wonderful food.