Attention all Mustangs! Here at “From the Horse’s Mouth” Headquarters, we are here to bring you the most authentic, really unreal news across the school. Today’s news involves a new addition to the school that will have you dying for more info.
Mr Houser just announced via Mccracken twitter that the school will be split, with house 4 and 5 being used as a hospital. House 4 and 5 teachers are required to double up in classrooms with other teachers for the time being. With flu season right around the corner the school board has decided that we should take loads off of the local hospitals. Giving the patients more space helps reduce the sickness in the hospitals. We will now have an age diversity of people within our school.
Now the media team will be trained and offer X-rays as well. This will be great practice for pre-med students and can count as volunteer hours. If you see a sickly person roaming the halls do not fear. Call a SEMT (Student Emergency Medical Technician). The SEMT will retrieve the person and they will be safely returned to the band room. Not only will house 4 and 5 be affected, but you will now have lunch with the hospital patients also.
Students aren’t very appreciative of this update, student Jaiden Herzog says,”I really don’t want to get sick and I am not excited for this school to be piled up.” The perks to this is that you might not have to sit alone at lunch anymore; you will have a wheezing old man as your pal.
